Joseph Curl
Columns by Joseph Curl
Why Uncle Joe Biden will be America’s next president
That's right, you heard it here first, folks: Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States. Published March 12, 2019
Hillary Clinton rains on parade of Democrats in Selma — again
Hillary Clinton just can't stop. The 71-year-old grandmother in terrible health, who occasionally falls down and breaks a limb or bangs her head so hard she suffers a concussion, will not simply go away. More than two years after she lost to Donald Trump in a stunning upset, the two-time loser keeps clinging to her former glory like an over-the-hill Hollywood actress. Published March 5, 2019
Michael Cohen stuck with liar label
Here's the problem with being a known liar: When you lie, and when you get caught lying -- when it's been proved, in a court of law, that you did, in fact, lie -- it becomes very difficult, if not impossible, to ever be seen again as truthful and honest. Published February 27, 2019
Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders sure hate each other, don’t they?
Bernie Sanders, 77, and Hillary Clinton, 71, are back at it again, squabbling and wrangling over Every. Tiny. Thing. And not a moment too soon. Published February 26, 2019
The left is openly cheering for the demise of America
The left's hatred for President Trump runs so deep that liberals are hoping for — even actively working toward — the demise of America. Published February 19, 2019
Reality star Donald Trump brings a new honesty to American politics
All politicians are egomaniacs and narcissists. They're all searching for love and adulation — even (or especially) from strangers. And they're all pathological — and prolific — liars. Published February 12, 2019
The laughable, pathetic, infantile Green New Deal sets a new low for Democrats
Right from the outset, the six-page document laying out the "Green New Deal" seemed like a joke, something a few devious wags in the Republican Party whipped up to parody an expansive environmental plan conjured up by Democratic Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Published February 8, 2019
Being a Democrat nowadays means having to say you’re sorry … a lot
The year has started off weird. Really weird. Published February 5, 2019
CNN’s Acosta cashes in: The making of a faux journalist
In 1968, pop artist Andy Warhol famously said, "In the future, everyone will be world famous for 15 minutes." Published February 2, 2019
Leftist liberals out-liberaling each other in lurch to left for 2020
Democrats gearing up for a White House race in 2020 (reports say there will be two dozen or more) are sprinting to the left at such a clip that it's now starting to make Hillary Clinton look like Ronald Reagan. Published January 29, 2019
Chicken Little: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the new Al Gore
Almost 13 years ago, former Vice President and amateur climatologist Al Gore released "An Inconvenient Truth." Published January 22, 2019
Everyone calm down, the Gillette ad is just fine
A new commercial from Gillette opens with audio of chattering news reports about the #MeToo movement, bullying and "toxic masculinity." A narrator says in a sonorous (and masculine) voice: "Is this the best a man can get?" — a variation on the company's 30-year old motto. Published January 15, 2019
The @#%&* Democrats just can’t stop with the profanity
Far-left Rep. Rashida Tlaib last week went on a profanity-laced tirade against President Trump. On just her first day in Congress, the Michigan Democrat spat out some vile bile against the president. Published January 8, 2019
At Christmastime, George W. Bush was Santa, Obama was Scrooge
Every year, in the week between Christmas and New Year's, I think about George W. Bush. Published December 24, 2018
Beto O’Rourke might just be the loser Democrats pick in 2020
There's something weird about Democrats: They love losers. Published December 18, 2018
‘Fauxcahontas’ Elizabeth Warren’s stock just went down — again
Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts wants to run for president in 2020, but her hometown newspaper thinks maybe she just oughta take a powder. Published December 11, 2018
George H.W. Bush: Four perfect eulogies for an incredible life
How do you take a man — a 94-year-old man, a man who spent his life in service of his country, enlisting in the military at 18 years old to serve in World War II, where his plane was shot down and he barely escaped capture, a man who went on to become a congressman, an ambassador to China, a CIA director, a vice president and the 41st president of United States — and sum up his life in a 90-minute memorial? Published December 5, 2018
Maureen Dowd: Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton ‘refuse to be discarded’
Yes, people, the day is coming, and it's coming fast: We're almost done for good with Bill and Hillary Clinton. Published December 4, 2018
CNN Jim Acosta wrong on migrant caravan ‘invasion’
For today's exercise, we'll let CNN's Jim Acosta represent the entire liberal mainstream media (he wants to be a star, rub elbows with the glitterati, so today, the not-at-all humble journalist will be the be-all and end-all). Published November 27, 2018
Donald Trump was right to boot CNN’s Jim Acosta out of the White House
To hear members of the White House press corps tell it, at stake is the First Amendment, the Fifth Amendment, and perhaps the very future of America as we know it. Published November 13, 2018