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Yoga is going to the dogs
Yoga for dogs. Yeah, it started in New York City. How did you know?
The million-dollar Oprah scam
Oprah's not giving away a million dollars. Yet.
Fighting fat with fat
It's the latest in fat science. I'll bet you didn't even know there was fat science. Well, I didn't either.
The Beatles get digital makeover
The Beatles are coming back -- in all their digitally remastered glory.
New Guinness on tap
Guinness has a new beer for its 250th anniversary. Now this is news I can get behind.
Fidel Castro meets U.S. lawmakers
As Castro and the members of the Congressional Black Caucus met, the soft strains of "The Times They Are A-Changing" could be heard in the background.
Flatulent microbes can aid green power
You wanna know what that smell is? Green power.
Sexy dinosaur wings?
Paleontologists speculate that dinosaurs developed wings to indicate their mating desirability. Who doesn't want a guy with wings?
McCartney, Starr together again
It's the closest thing to a Beatles reunion we'll ever see.
Report: UM to air porn film
The University of Maryland is planning to show a hard-core porn film this weekend. And no, it's not called "Fear the Turtle."
Geithner warm to ousting other CEOs
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner won't rule out forcing other CEOs out of their jobs. He's putting the "bully" in the bully pulpit.
Report: Britney Spears seeking old management
It seems that Britney Spears has a new mantra: Success sucks!
CBS to end 'Guiding Light'
The soap opera's 72-year run is coming to an end. And not a moment too soon.
Feds seize Madoff's Palm Beach mansion
Authorities are trying to repay Bernie Madoff's victims and taking his stuff is a start. A small start.
Study: Women love funny guys
Research shows that women like men with a good sense of humor -- something like a sixth sense of humor.
