OPINION:
The final verdict from the World Health Organization, the National Institutes for Health and BitChute experts regarding face masks has been announced. It turns out masks are either utterly essential or unnecessary; fool-proof or fool-hardy; and worth the discomfort of claustrophobia (despite self-contamination or reinfection). Almost everyone agrees that mandatory or voluntary masks and nasal and mouth plugs (or hazmat suits) will either stop or prolong the spread of COVID-19.
Conclusive anecdotal evidence both proves and refutes that wearing (or not wearing) a mask will improve your health (or put you in a coma); increase your IQ or reduce brain waves; and make the world a better place — if it doesn’t first trigger spousal or child abuse, depression, tax evasion, cabin fever and global insanity.
The experts — who still can’t cure the common cold — have spoken with absolute certainty. Their data-driven solutions are not to be taken lightly (or seriously). They promise (fingers crossed, just in case) that either eventually or never Mother Nature will see the error of her (or his) ways and everything will be OK. Or we’re all going to die. Either way, isn’t it good to know for sure?
Let’s all share a big sneeze and scrape off those five-day, disposable, hermetically sealed, full-body, N95 winter ensembles.
DALE LOWDERMILK
Founder, notsafe.org
Santa Barbara, Calif.
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